Thursday, December 29, 2005

"Palestinian" stabs Jew at Bus Stop

Another desperately poor moslem, who only wants a decent living wage and a respectable home, stabbed an oppressive Jewish bystander at a bus stop in occupied Jerusalem today. Human Rights organizations are reportedly outraged because the "Palestinian" attacker who fled the scene simply lashed out from a lifetime of humiliation, yet was still being ruthlessly pursued by the tyrannical Israeli police, nonetheless.

Ynet reports:
A Palestinian stabbed an Israeli at the Atarot industrial zone, near Jerusalem. The Israeli sustained moderate injuries to the neck in the stabbing, which police believe was a terror attack.

According to the initial investigation, the Palestinian lunged at the Israeli as he was waiting at a bus stop. Security forces are conducted a large-scale search for the assailant, who fled the scene.

Magen David Adom paramedics treated the injured Israeli and later evacuated him to a Jerusalem hospital.


According to Palestinian sources, the Arab assailent has sweet, sensitive eyes and always tells his mother how much he loves her. In addition, he is known to frequently help people in need and is well liked by all his neighbors. Also, the man once saved several puppies in a house fire which started when a wayward Israeli missile struck an orphanage.

So, do I sound like the MSM now?

-MZ

4 comments:

nanc said...

"terror attack" my Lord, what the hell else would it be?

Anonymous said...

If Israel's policies weren't so brutal towards the Muslims maybe they wouldn't attack like this. The truth is, we need to give people the benefit of the doubt.

nanc said...

mda - an organization nanchouse supports - even though we know they treat EVERYONE at any given terrorist event. for kyle - this is a non-partisan organization.

Anonymous said...

Yea Dana and if the jihadi swine would stop murdering everyone everywhere, they could forstall the impending doom they are bringing upon themselves.

We arent the only ones running out of patience (not speaking for myself of course - mine ran out in '79).




Heck why not go meet some of those nice fellas.
Of course be sure to cover everything but your face or they may "rightfully" pull a train on you.
I mean, you deserve it in their eyes.
I dont know if that sorta thing turns you on, but that wont matter to them.

Maybe you could even marry one and dumb down their gene pool for us.
Naturally though, even a superbeing like yourself couldnt handle them all so I think a mail-order traitor service is in order.

We could sell cheap (heck I'd even pay THEM) and provide transport for you and all the other dingbats (female moonbats) to the jihadi wonderland of your choice.

There you all can experience the joys of sharia law and jihadi mafia "culture" as well as the fun of being muslim slaves..er..wives.
I'm convinced the genetic combination would turn them all into rocks and end the trouble once and for all.

Thing's might get a bit saner here with the absence of so much shrillness and moral cowardice, be we'll manage.

No really.
We will.