An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old [male] dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.
The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.
"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.
Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.
And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.
Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd. After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.
Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling. "But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
Isn't liberalism healthy? Wow, does this wack job need to change her life.
-MZ
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I agree that this woman is a bit excentric to say the least, but who is she harming? I mean, why do you care if she's with this dolphin? I don't condone such behavior, but if it makes her happy then what harm in this is there?
Oh, right, the religious zealots can't stand it. The social police who want to snoop in everyone's personal life and tell them what to do are up in arms.
Someone does need to get a life here, and it's not the woman or her dolphin, but the bible thumpers who have made themselves the self-appointed judges of everyone's private life.
oh my Lord! wonder what their children will look like, dana? maybe they'll name their first after you. dolphana?
sorry dana, but even before i was a "bible thumper" i thought this type of behavior was base. there are many morally fine people out there who do not believe in G-d who would see the err in this.
forgive me madze, but dana is just about the most ignorant person to post here - AND just when i thought that spot belonged solely to me! at least i WANT to be enlightened.
I saw no mention of who "married" them.
Was it a dolphin pastor or rabbi that only she could speak to?
Was it some guy pretending he was a dolphin (or a rabbi or pastor)?
Laughing minds want to know.
(Relax Dana. We couldnt buy entertainment this good. If we're mad about anything it's that we couldnt sell tickets to it.)
omg - i've stumbled into a biology class! a marine biology class! a human marine biology class!
i saw the interview with her at her wedding and she said she'd been in love with the dolphin for fifteen years and has come to visit him for the last fifteen years - geez - seems to me they already had a good thing going on and should have remained playmates. some marriages between people don't last that long!
The broader question that must be ask here is, why do these freaks feel a maniacal need to call their "dueling freak off unions" marriage?--HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
I have said a thousand times with respect to this "gay marriage" nonsense, "once these freaks are given this with impunity they next will want to include threesomes and marriage to plant life and species of animals other then human."
ONE MUST UNDERSTAND, IT IS ALL ABOUT THE IN YOUR FACE DESTRUCTION OF OTHER PEOPLES NORMES--ONCE THEY DESTROY ONE THEY MOVE ON TO THE NEXT!
P.S. Watch for a Elton John to insist, one day soon, that threesomes be legally recognized as being married.--IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FREEKY-DEEKY!
let them r.m. - at least they cannot reproduce - perhaps the best part of all. this world is going to hell. i think about G-d at times like this and believe for every curse there is a blessing and for every blessing there is a curse. this woman is definitely cursed, which means conversely there is a blessing about to be poured out somewhere.
No! No! na-nc, don't leave me!
You cannot just let them call one of their mental aberrations marriage, when they and their enablers see fit.
The following refers to that which is only between a man and a woman, and never between; a man and a man; a woman and a woman; a man, Mr. Ed, Madonna and Rin Tin Tin and Rin Tin Tin's favorite peepee bush.
"I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine."--Song of Solomon 6:3
r.m. - i'll never leave you, nor forsake you - what on earth made you think that? happy new year guys and any girls who have the gall to enter here!
They'll want to marry adult perverts to same-sex kids next - mark my words.
They're close to legalizing pedophilia already.
I heard in Canada 14 is already legal - same sex or not (someone tell me I heard wrong ..pleeez).
I fended off many a chickenhawk growin up in New Orleans so I know how rife the queer world is with pedophiles.
In fact, it's pretty much how they reproduce.
I wish I could find the survey done a few yrs back that confirms what I've been told by gays themselves.
It asked hundreds of em 2 questions:
1. How old were you the 1st time you were with another guy?
2. How old was he?
9 of every 10 answered he was 12 to 15 while his seducer was 24-30.
Emotionally broken sex addicts shouldnt be in a closet.
They should be in a nuthouse.
If they havent raped any kids that is..in the ground if they have.
Instead, they are powerful WAY out of proportion and in nearly every spere of public life they're the emperor with no clothes.
The deference and eggshell walking we do is disgusting and I take no part in it.
I am civil and cordial unless they get all "activist" and aggressive with me - or hit on me.
At that point I warn them that they're on the express train to hell and that usually makes em start squealing and explode.
Of course, should they hit on my kids, there would be no warning..
rwm - i heard an interesting statistic on the news that $3 billion per year is spent on child pornography, with the major portion of it used by u.s. - sickening. my husband says these people cannot die too many times and i, of course, agree. what next?
I feel kinda bad for her...hopefully she'll find a real husband instead.
surfer, think about it - what man in his right mind would have this woman NOW? she has sealed her fate and now must sleep with the fishes! i kill me!
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