Thursday, November 10, 2005

Stunning News: Jordan's bombings were performed by moslems!

Incredibly, the triple suicide bombings in Jordan were committed not by Jews, Christians, Hindus or Buddhists , but by (gasp) moslems! The religion of peace!

How could this be?

Well, yes, it is a shocker for us all to think an act of terrorism could be attributed to lovable followers of mohammed, but, alas, it somehow appears to be true. In fact, contrary to what the always objective mainstream media has taught us about islam's renowned tolerance, the moslems who blew up the hotels in the name of allah were targeting people who were not practicing islam strictly enough.

In fact, some have even suggested that Jews may have been in the vicinity of the hotels, and, as we all know from the MSM's crackerjack reporting of the news from Israel, the Jews are always disenfranchising moslems. So, perhaps it was somehow the fault of the Jews after all.

Whew, what a relief! I'd hate to think islam would ever get blamed for anything. Those clever Jews sure do muddy the waters, don't they?

-MZ

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

How can we capture the depravity of those who not only perpetrate acts of mass murder against civilians, but will even direct such acts against their own civilians; against children; against tourists, doctors, poets and plumbers?

Gevalt. There can be no peace while these men run amok. There can be no dignity and no justice in policies that do not outright reject these acts and their cruel and vile perpetrators. . .

I see that many Jordanians have come out to "protest" the killings, but I am underwhelmed; my empathy is limited by the fact that countless killings of this type against Israelis and others have gone unprotested and unchallenged - nay, were celebrated by these "victims of tragedy".

The TRAGEDY is the world's failure to see the RoP for what it is - a deadly, cruel ideology developed by a warlord for purposes of conquest and domination - and to effectively fight the miasma that spreads among us.

Shalom
6PO

Anonymous said...

I do enjoy the sarcasm, MZ. I'm glad to see you are still looking for a fight now that MBC is gone.

Keep the faith, brother. I'll be reading.

Mad Zionist said...

Great commentating, 6PO. BTW, love that moniker.

-MZ

Mad Zionist said...

Rightwinger, so glad you wandered in, and hope to see many more comments from you in the future. Your college experiences and general youthfulness make your insights very fresh and appealing.

-MZ

Anonymous said...

Anyone up for a koran burning party? I'll bring beer - who's got the matches and gasoline?

Mad Zionist said...

I'd hate to damage the Temple Mount while having all that fun, though. The Galilee is wine country and very scenic, so we could go up there and drink some good wine, cold beer, and have that koran bbq all while overlooking Jordan, Syria and Lebanon!

Sounds like we might have to think about planning the first anual Madzionist Holyland Tour, gang.

-MZ

nanc said...

good to see rightwinger - eh madze?

i'm up for the koran burning, although i'll have to check the loo to see if i have any extra!

can we please roast a pig for symbolic reasons? i'll bring kosher for my jewish friends.

i was extremely surprised to find out muslims had anything to do with the jordan bombings - who'd have thought? they are such a peace loving bunch of individuals...i am so disappointed.

nanc said...

fyi - wnd says unrest in france is easing - i guess they're running out of gas!!! ooooooh, that's bad. too late to take it back.

Mad Zionist said...

Rioting quieting but not ending...many areas still have massive car burnings and destruction. It is not over yet by a longshot. BTW, it's worth noting that the French are censoring the images of the intifada.

-MZ

nanc said...

did you think they wouldn't? don't want to disturb tourism now do they? where have you found any new photos today? did you check out that article i referenced day before yesterday, i believe at wnd or newsmax? must go see - scott mcclellan getting spunky like my favorite ari fleischer. i didn't think he had it in him.

nanc said...

kalm thyself kyle - take a deep breath - now let it out...yes i'm sorry to say muslims blow people UP. but only when they're not feeling so damned peaceful.

nanc said...

frankly tazz - at my age i'm not up to the breeding task the muslims have put in front of themselves - the world will wise up when we are all of the same mind. that will not happen in my lifetime or yours. sorry friend. we can only make our squeaky small noises from our corners of the world and hope we touch one person.

Anonymous said...

What the jihadis and Dhimmicrats fear most about Iraq isnt democracy per se', but the free press that will (does) happen there because of it.
Big, non-marxist or jihadi controlled TV and radio stations being beamed out will be devastating for them.
So will the new publishing houses and fast increasing internet access.

I can hear em now, "The light! It burns!"
:}

nanc said...

what on earth will i do with all this koranlet paper i have stocked up? holy crap!

nanc said...

we must first make sure all the networks, nyt, time mag, newsweek, etc., are present - that will assure their demise. i get so angry when i see our soldiers handing that piece of trash koran wrapped in white cloth through the bars at gitmo to the people who want us dead. don't they know that is their death manual? i'll be ready to flush at the opportune time though - but before handling my koranlet paper i will rub bacon all over my hands!