Monday, November 21, 2005

Sharon Quits Likud

It's official: Yassir Sharon is bolting Likud to form a new political party. He reportedly will make an official announcement on Monday. This new party will include a dozen or so current left-leaning Likud ministers, and possibly Labor's Shimon Peres, with the intention of freeing Sharon to form a Government that will be able to make further concessions and "good will gestures" without those pesky rightwing obstructionists.
Historically, starting new political parties has proven disasterous for aspiring Israeli leaders. However, the old, fat, lying bastard does have a lot of popular support, so he may be able to pull it off. We shall hope not. Oh, and by the way, Yassir, MZ has a message for you from some old-school Likud traditionalists:
"Don't let the door hit your capitulating ass on the way out! "
Thus, the campaign begins. MZ will immediately begin championing the candidacy of Benny Elon and the National Union party. Time to get busy...Sharon must be defeated at all costs!
-MZ

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sharon should be expelled to Gaza for what he's done. Hope he can't get elected dog catcher now.

Anonymous said...

So when are they revoking his citizenship, MZ? And how come he has a lot of popular support? Geez, what will it take for his supporters to wake up???

Mad Zionist said...

Infindel, social liberalism runs deep in Israel. Though the state is far more rightwing than a generation ago, it is still heavily influenced by its old socialist roots.

That said, this is a real opportunity for Israel to make a change for the better, for rightwing Zionism to expand its political power, and I pray that this will indeed happen.

Anonymous said...

BigRight, actually, he should be put in a pig suit (maybe that will be redundant?) with a multilingual placard around his meck saying "descendant of apes and pigs" and then dropped into Gaza.

Anonymous said...

Oops, meant the placard to go around his neck - hope you guys weren't thinking "but his meck isn't long enough" etc. : )

nanc said...

a.i. - that would assure no muslim would touch him. to come into contact with swine before martyrdom assures no place in paradise for those of islam.