Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The Jews did the Jordan Hotel Bombings!

You knew this was coming, didn't you?

WorldnetDaily's Aaron Klein reports today that Iran's foreign ministry spokesman Hamid Reza Asefi knows who is really responsible for the triple suicide bombings that killed 57 people: The Jews!
Said Asefi to reporters, "The explosions in Jordan are a suspicious matter. Most probably the Zionist regime (Israel) was behind them."

Of course it wasn't the moslems...they never would commit a suicide bombing or anything. It's the Jews! It's gotta be the Jews!

Oh, one tiny little problem with this brilliant theory: Al Qaida has already taken credit for it, and a moslem woman named Sajida Mabruk Atrous Rishawi has already confessed on camera how she came to Jordan with her husband to participate in the suicide bombing, only her belt didn't detonate while his did.

Well, then again, it's so much more fun to just blame the Jews, isn't it? And you know what the real punch line is? Most of the moslems and their leftwing allies will believe it to be true!

-MZ

20 comments:

nanc said...

i set my clocks, time cakes and cookies, and alarms to wake-up to this theory. works every single time.

there are no depths to which these people will go to to blame every adverse event on my jewish brethren. that is akin to picking on one of my children. i'm getting pister and pister, mister.

Mad Zionist said...

nanc, let me know when you put your next batch of cookies in. I'm guessing the timer from the batch of "Jews causing the riots in France" is ready to buzz any minute now.

-MZ

Anonymous said...

I'm with you there MZ. Jews will be blamed as the cause for rioting in no time. Wouldn't suprise me if the insane theory influenced national policy there. It is, after all, the French (Who I might add, to stay with modern times, have adopted a policy of pre-emptive surrender).

Mad Zionist said...

It amazes me that so many Jews have opted to stay in France. Why? For what?

Israel awaits.

Freedomnow said...

MZ said, "You knew this was coming, didnt you?"

----I'm embarrassed, I didnt see this coming. If you get lazy you will underestimate anti-Semitism.

Geez...

Mad Zionist said...

Fredomnow, just keep visiting this website and you'll never miss a thing about moslem anti-Semitism!

:) MZ

Anonymous said...

For your information. The Jews are responsible for the bombing in Jordan and for the riots in Paris.

they wouldnt have happened if hey had properly finished the job and wiped out the vermin!!!

DR

nanc said...

well, we are having some extreme wind here in no ark - and i know the jews are not responsible for this unless they are in cahoots with g the younger. he is head of the weather you know...

Freedomnow said...

Anonymous (DR) needs to take some sedatives.

No use being better than your opponents if you throw away western values.

nanc said...

sedatives would be a waste on a braindead person such as anonymous - i wonder what dr stands for - dry rot?

Anonymous said...

When oh when will the Jews stop messin' around and do the really important stuff : )

Anonymous said...

Like inventing an alternative for gasoline that is 1/100th the cost, a cure for AIDS (and may be proclivities which cause AIDS, while they are at it), warp drive, and a few other important things I may have left out, that is ... : )

Anonymous said...

OT:

MZ - have you considered putting up a list of products to boycott because of their kowtowing of extreme anti-semitists? Anything advertised by Oprah would be fair game, for example (did you watch her obnoxious whitewash job soon after Sep 11?). A more recent nomination would be the Simpsons, as the owners of this show have decided to make a version removing the Hindu and Jew characters + other things as well, so that it is more palatable to a certain audience ...

Simpsons is already off my TV, and I nowadays increasingly turn off or don't even watch movies/shows made by lefties (which pretty much takes care of most movies and TV shows!).

Mad Zionist said...

Another Infidel,

If I started lists of all the things to boycott for being liberally biased I would have to devote an entire website to it. Likewise for all the contributions the Jews have made to the world medically and technologically.

AIDS you want a cure for? I already know one fairly certain way to eradicate the virus...can you figure out what that may be?

-MZ

nanc said...

first sign of aids?

sharp stabbing pain in the arse!

did i really say that, pardon me while i go mentally slap myself...owwwwwww!!!

Anonymous said...

nanc, mz: I know what you mean re the cure for AIDS ... : )

As for what I *really* want, it is one of those important things I left out : )

nanc said...

i knew when i got up this a.m. i had the urge to bake something and i missed my opportunity and made some toast instead. now i find this:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=47419

jews and their drugging of the youth through perfumes and whatnot. if all this weren't laughable i wonder what my causes would be.

Freedomnow said...

Nanc,

The blood libel link at the bottom is even worse:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=15098

Anonymous said...

My favorite new show is The Boondocks.
It's so realistic and yet still funny.

nanc said...

what is it about rightwingmac? i have skyangel satellite and watch little to no network t.v. perhaps madze will let you do the "ben johnson-type" t.v. reviews to see what we are or are not missing. it always made for great posts at mbc. i imagine we are all still pining for those days. not to slight the madzionist - no, no, no, i appreciate his being here for us. good evening.

p.s. a.i. - okay i give, what is the important thing you left out? if i regret this, you are in for the gross out of this month!