Gwyneth Paltrow is planning to have her home exorcised, it has been reported. The 33-year-old is adamant her London house is haunted and wants to create a good energy before she gives birth to her second child. Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin have repeatedly said their £3.5 million mansion in Belsize Park is full of 'bad energy'.
The couple have apparently blamed their home for Gwyneth's turbulent second pregnancy and have sought help from the London Kabbalah Centre - as recommended by pop pal Madonna. It is rumoured that ten male Kabbalah followers will read a series of psalms and blow a ram's horn as part of the exorcism.
Amazing that the same people who despise religious conservatives will then turn around and buy this crap hook, line and sinker. I can only imagine what that Kabbalah exorcism must have cost her. Maybe 50,000 Wendy's jr. bacon cheeseburgers?
Oh, and perhaps she also should stop naming her kids after fruit; that just can't be helping her quest to create "positive energy". It does, however, make her look like a total idiot.
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come on madze - you know you want one of those $30/red string bracelets...and you wish you'd named baby z "peaches" or "prunella"...
i had a friend who was going to get a llama and name him "beans" - you know, "llama beans"! arghhh.
had some hippy freak friends in the mid-seventies who decided to have their child under a tree, yep, named him "oak leaf" - i kid you not!
new a disc jockey in the seventies, whose father had the nardos to name him "harry peter bush" - honest to G-d. of course, that was not his radio name.
what on earth are parents thinking? trust me kuhnkat, it would cost you for the bracelet - look what it's costing them...
How bout Frank Zappa?
Named his kids Moon Unit and Dweezil!
LOL
Ever watch Stargate Atlantis?
The black fella that plays Lt Ford is named Rainbow Sun something.
Crazy hippies.
As for Gwyneth, she must be hangin around Madonna or something lol.
Ah well, maybe it'll inspire more hollywood dingbats to embrace something besides Gomorrahn values..
One can hope..
i'm with you kuhnkat and that's why our son is called "jesse", after the father of king david; and our daughter is "evan", which means warrior in some circles - she was born when i was six months pregnant - and warrior she was and is to this day!
of course when they were infants and keeping us up at night, their names were changed to things i will not repeat here! oh, and we used "johnny dangerously" language...
Mad Z
Paltrow is from a famous Rabbinic family. The Kaballah cener is a scam what is next Kaballah tiolet paper.
destiny - "hey, where ya headed?"
linc - "you wanna go golfing?"
ahpu - "bless you!"
beaker - kaballet paper!
I had an encouraging experience today.
I went to the video store as I do every Tuesday (2$ rentals - plus the new ones come out).
As I checked out I got into a conversation with the 2 college-age kids behind the counter.
Turned out they both love GW and eagerly listened to the things I said.
The guy was a pro-Israeli Christian and the girl just gazed at me like one of the girls from Indiana Jones' classroom scenes lol (quite flattering Ill admit) and cooed "I always learn something new when you come in" - so I promptly gave them Dave Horowitz's url (after telling them of his efforts in academia) and they wrote it down happily.
I felt like Johnny Appleseed lol.
When I return the movies I'll pique their interest even more with some facts and websites.
Its always nice to come across young ppl that, even though they might not know the whole story, they at least know bullsht when they hear it, and they're looking to hear the truth of things.
that's posolutely great, rwm. when young people listen it's breathtaking. i applaud your efforts. of course, i also know by your posts had they been redwings you'd have done the same. keep up the recruiting!
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