Friday, January 06, 2006

"Fudgepack Mountain" leads potential gay sweep of film awards

I may never go to the movies again. First Broadway went and became an exclusively homosexual theme-show, and now Hollywood has predictably plummeted to the same same-sex depths, themselves.

Granted, we all know that the entertainment industry is almost entirely gay so we shouldn't be the least bit surprised by this, but, still, it is so sad to see the official end of our opportunity as conservatives to have a single safe avenue for mainstream entertainment outside of sports.

Here's a rundown of the SAG award nominations:

LOS ANGELES - This could be the year gay-themed films dominate Hollywood's awards season. The cowboys-in-love drama "Brokeback Mountain," a potential Academy Award front-runner, led nominees Thursday for film prizes from actors and directors unions, includingHeath Ledger, Michelle Williams, and Jake Gyllenhaal and Ang Lee.

Along with Ledger and Gyllenhaal, playing old sheepherding buddies who conceal a homosexual affair from their families, the Screen Actors Guild nominated Philip Seymour Hoffman for his role as gay author Truman Capote in "Capote" and Felicity Huffman for her gender-bending turn as a man preparing for sex-change surgery in "Transamerica."

Ang Lee, who directed "Brokeback Mountain," and Bennett Miller, who made "Capote," earned nominations for best filmmaker from the Directors Guild of America.

"Brokeback Mountain" and "Capote" also were nominated for best overall cast performance, along with "Good Night, and Good Luck," "Crash" and "Hustle & Flow", the story of a pimp and drug dealer forging a career as a rap singer.

Let's see, I can choose a liberal movie that sympathizes with moslem terrorists (Munich), or a liberal movie that sympathizes with homosexual cowboys (Fudgepack Mountain), or a liberal movie that sympathizes with transgenders (Transamerica), or a liberal movie that sympathizes with a gay writer (Capote), or I can see a movie that sympathizes with a drug dealing pimp rapper (Hustle and Flow).

Decisions, decisions...

-MZ

26 comments:

nanc said...

my husband, who is a pretend cowboy, calls this movie "backbiter mountain".

for those who don't know what a pretend cowboy is - he's a cowboy all the way, except every horse he's been on in the last 40 years has thrown him off! pretend cowboys use four wheelers now! but cowboys nonetheless.

real cowboys do not herd sheep, and do NOT pack fudge.

"backbiter mountain" where the men are "girlie" and the sheep are nervous!

and i dare any fags to come here and say otherwise!

nanc said...

p.s. you will now know them by their tony lamas and stetsons. what a stinking shame. time to go shopping for new boots and hat for my distraught husband!

nanc said...

guard them with your life tazz and kick every sheepin' fudgeherder you see!

time to think up a new "i'm a real cowboy" t-shirt...

Anonymous said...

Barebackin' Mountain will only ensure more folks will vote GOP.
Most ranchers and people living in the "cowboy" culture will be disgusted and show it at the polls.

I used to meet some real cowboys on occasion when I lived in Texas and lemme say this - they are the most decent straight dealin people one could meet.

Commiewood just pissed em off.

nanc said...

dontcha mean "sheeps**t"?

nanc said...

oh, i almost forgot - good shabbos madze!

we'll be good...;}

Anonymous said...

what a hate fest!

marion morrison was an actor.
clint eastwood was an actor.
ronald regan was an actor.
every time george w bush wears a stetson he's acting too.

you know where you can stick your hate speech, now don'tcha?

nanc said...

poor little anonymous - scanning the posts i saw no one say anything about hate.

now, if beamish makes it over here - you'd better stand back!

trust me - this will not be the COWBOY movie of the year, but it will be the FAG movie of the year because that is how hollywierd wants to treat us. but, there are quite a few of us who are boycotting them. with the exception of movies with a good message and family values.

did you ever see "black hawk down"? didn't it getcha all pissed off at clinton? did me. good evening idiot. sure hope i don't get expelled for that! well, they'll have to catch and eat me first - laaaaaaaaaaa!!!

nanc said...

p.s. i'm sure if we find any hate speech here, you'll be more than willing to bend over and allow us to put it where it belongs!

nanc said...

thank you kuhnkat - and i'm glad you got that homo thing squared away at autonomist...i guess you showed the brauny one! no sheep for you - boooooyah!

nanc said...

p.s. kuhnkat - that e-mail had better not come with ANY viruses - if you know what i mean.

Anonymous said...

anonymous those actors didnt play in disgusting movies though..

so what was your point?

oh..were mocking homos...
*shrug*
They mock us every day.

We deserve it you say?
Yea, feeling's mutual Susie.

nanc said...

it appears one of our own is upset with me. for some strange reason he's ignoring me and you all. if you think about it, you'll know who it is. i, for the sake of him, am going to step out of the photo for a few days. i'll miss you guys and him. don't quite know what i said or did to upset him because he will not tell me. so i'll either see you later or not.

just so you all and he knows, i am quite perhaps one of the most humble and forgiving people - i expect no more than i give. i pray he will forgive me for whatever the hell it is i did to tick him off.

later - xoxo

nanc said...

after i slept on it. i decided instead i would not take my christmas decorations until all was right in my world. and now i can. thanks j.b.

nanc said...

p.s. now i need to find a reason to not have to take the decorations down and put them away - drats! it's always up to me...

nanc said...

o.t. update on ariel sharon's health 11:00 a.m. e.t. on fox.

nanc said...

guys - save your theater money for a movie coming out on january 20. it's called "end of the spear". a true story of the five missionaries who went to ecuador and were brutally killed by the waodani tribe - and the amazing story of forgiveness which follows.

there are people making movies out there with redeeming qualities - but we must look for them. all hope is not lost.

Anonymous said...

Some other names for Barebackin' Mountain:

Brown Eye For The Cow Guy

Steers 'n' Queers

Cowpokes

Oklahomo

ok I'll stop now..lol

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Broadway has always been like the Flintstones (you'll have a gay old time...)

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nanc said...

eh tony - that's what i call my next youngest brother. his name is michael anthony - my parents had high expectations of him - remember "the millionaire" from the fifties? probably not - come to think of it kuhnkat and i are the oldest people here until r.m. comes around - wow! we're probably the only ones who remember "the millionaire"...

nanc said...

madze - i only make anonymous comments at freedomnow - so no need to worry about me.

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nanc said...

sheep dip & cow chips

nanc said...

sorry - i meant to say that's the snack while watching this movie! laaaaaaaa!

Anonymous said...

Kuhnkat --

I see in your own blog, you list the Bible as one of your interests.

I pray that you will go re-read the Bible after some of your comments above.

God bless.