Over 345 terrorists were killed today in a stampede of wild Meccan moslems. The great Religion of Peace was apparently concluding its Hajj pilgrimage ceremonies when the primitive beasts became panicked and stormed down the mountain to stone the devil.
According to hadith legend, papa mohammed was a rolling stone who was Running with the Devil when he declared, "Everybody must get stoned!"
In honor of this great tale of stupidity, moslems all around the world regularly refuse to shower, learn to read, get a job, tell the truth or contribute to society in any meaningful way.
The latest word out of Saudi Arabia is that the Jews were clearly responsible for spooking the islamic herd, thus another jihad was immediately declaired against Israel by the Grand Muffdiver of Arabia.
-MZ
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i thought that was bob dylan who said everybody must get stoned! all's okay on the middle coast!
Where do you thjink he got it from! ;)
Glad to hear all is well, nanc.
did he get it when everybody was getting stoned? snob beer always helps in situations like this. so i had two!
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