Monday, January 23, 2006

Michael Moore Fleeing to Bolivia?

Michael Moore is really pissed off at Canada. Apparently, the impending victory of the Conservative Party in this week's Canadian elections are causing great trauma for the tree hugging crowd.

Oh, I feel a tear welling up.

Worldnet News - Controversial American documentary filmmaker Michael Moore bemoaned an apparent right turn by liberal northern neighbor Canada in its upcoming general election.

"Oh, Canada -- you're not really going to elect a Conservative majority on Monday, are you? That's a joke, right? I know you have a great sense of humor, ... but this is no longer funny," Moore complained in a commentary on his website.

"First, you have the courage to stand against the war in Iraq -- and then you elect a prime minister who's for it. You declare gay people have equal rights -- and then you elect a man who says they don't," Moore moaned.

Conservatives led by Stephen Harper were ahead of Prime Minister Paul Martin's Liberals by a comfortable 10 to 12 points, polls showed Saturday, two days before Canadians go to the polls. In "Bowling for Columbine," his documentary on gun violence in the United States, Moore heads north to Canada to flee the rise of conservatism on US soil.


What will this mean for all those obnoxious quislings who fled to Canada after Bush won the last election? Poor dears just can't find a home.

-MZ

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Michael Moore Fleeing to Bolivia?"

Thanks for the heads up, I'll divest my portfolio from anything that has to do with American food stocks, and buy Bolivian food stocks!

nanc said...

at that size, one does not flee - they tank!

rm - that's a wholottabeans!

Anonymous said...

Bulletin! Bulletin! Bulletin!

This just in from Rightminded News Central:

Michael Moore doesn't quit make it to Bolivia!

nanc said...

suet anyone?

"not the right texture or smell?" i'm glad that's not my job to determine...phew...

i'd rather keep my menu washing job...

nanc said...

rwm - larry elder has put out an anti-9/11 movie about m&m moore-on and can be purchased at world net daily - i've been giving some thought to getting it. your idea is good - reminds me of some great sting ops i've had the pleasure of participating in!