That said, he has now crossed over into a new, more sinister category. "Uncle Tom" Friedman is now an official member of the "Self-Loathing Anti-Semite Jew Club" (SLASJC), which includes such odious anti-Semites as Noam Chomsky, Bruce Warshal and Micheal Lerner. Friedman finally made it onto this despicable band of enemies to the Jewish people with his latest column, The Revolt of Israel's Center -- truly one of the most repugnant articles of trash I've had the displeasure to read in quite some time.
Why such harsh judgment of Uncle Tom? Well, let me give you a sense of what I'm talking about.
"What is playing out in Israel today is a huge drama in which this resurgent Israeli center, having awakened to just what a danger the extremist settlers pose for Israel's future, is finally confronting them. And the settlers, like long-indulged children who are finally being spanked, are becoming unhinged. " -Uncle Tom
Ok, let's start by defining the "center" as really being anything left of center in Uncle Tom speak. That said, we also must clarify that "extremist" means anything not left of center. With this new understanding of UT terminology, let's restate this to read properly.
"What is playing out in Israel today is a huge drama in which the resurgent Israeli Nationalists, having awakened to just what a danger the leftists pose for Israel's future, is finally confronting them. And the left, like long-indulged children who are finally being spanked, are becoming unhinged." -MZ's version
There, that makes more sense, doesn't it? This is kind of fun... let's try it again.
"This is a dangerous time because the settlers, who do not really respect the authority of the Israeli state, will try anything." -Uncle Tom
No, no, no, Tommy boy. I think you mean...
"This is a dangerous time because the leftists, who do not really respect the authority of the Israeli state, will try anything." -MZ's version
Yes, that's much better. You see, Sharon lost a referendum on the expulsion within his own Likud party by a landslide, however, he instead of honoring his own party's wishes as promised, he decided to dump his coalition and add the RADICAL LEFTIST labor party to push through his plan. Try anything, you say, Uncle Tom? Yes, Sharon and the left will indeed try anything to impose their will DESPITE the wishes of the Israeli people.
Let's keep going, shall we?
"Two weeks ago, a group of teenage settlers, inspired by a witches' brew of Jewish fascism and messianism, took over an abandoned Arab home next to Gush Katif and scrawled on the side in Hebrew: "Muhammad Is a Pig." -Uncle Tom
Doesn't sound kosher, does it. Let's go with the MZ interpretation instead:
"Two weeks ago, a group of teenage settlers, fed up with the constant terrorist attacks and Islamic anti-Semitism, took over an abandoned Arab home next to Gush Katif and scrawled on the side in Hebrew: "Muhammad Is a Pig." -MZ's version
Ahhh...much better. Certainly the attempt by Lefty Friedman to portray the Settlers as terrorist aggressors and the moslems as harmless victims is enough to make any clear thinker wretch.
Next...
"When the Palestinians next door saw it, they began stoning the house. Some settler boys got hold of a Palestinian teenager and started pounding him with rocks, an act the Israeli Army described as an attempted "lynching." The boy was saved by an Israeli soldier and a journalist who dragged him behind a wall." -Uncle Tom
Oy. MZ to the Rescue!
"When the islamic terrorists next door saw it, they began stoning the house. Some settler boys got hold of one of the terrorists and started pounding him with rocks, an act the Israeli Army falsely described as an attempted "lynching." The moslem terrorist was brought to safety by an Israeli soldier and an arabist journalist who dragged him behind a wall." -MZ's version
Tom just can't resist those lovable jihadis, can he.
"Why did they write "Muhammad Is a Pig?" The explanation starts with the reemergence of the Israeli center." -Uncle Tom
Hmmm....Tom thinks the Israeli center has driven the radical Jews wild with talk of peace, causing them to lash out at the cuddly moslems with name calling. Well, that's one way of looking at it, but let's see another, more realistic and believable interperetation.
"Why did they write "Muhammad Is a Pig?" The explanation starts with the fact that in the name of islam Jews are murdered and terrorized by moslems every single day, and the Israeli left only encourages it further with cowardly concessions." -MZ's version
That's muuuuch better.
I could go on and on obviously, but it seems a bit redundant to continue exposing Uncle Tom's aiding and abetting the islamic enemy as he bashes religious Jews for being subhuman. The point is made crystal clear: Tom Friedman is a self-loathing anti-Semite who only tolerates the views of militant secularists and fundamentalist liberals. I call it as I see it, and I see Thomas Friedman as a two-bit bigot.
-MZ
4 comments:
ALWAYS though that Friedman was a lowlife, too. I think writing "Muhammed was a pig" is entirely justifiable given the behavior of the Muhammedians. The bias against Jews in this article is indeed disturbing.
-Grove Daddy
extremist settlers?
Is that what people are called who want to keep/claim what is rightfully theirs?
How foolish!
Has anyone stopped to think that when the group of teenage settlers who wrote: "Muhammad Is a Pig."...they were writing the truth? (except they should have written the statement in past tenses)
They would have done better if they would have written "Muhammad was a pedophile"
Bill you are correct. To have the nerve to defend yourself when others are trying to kill you and your family is a crime for Jews in the eyes of anti-Semites. For some reason, Jews are always expected to be killed or expelled voluntarily and any attempts to resist are seen as signs of violent uprising.
Simply maddening.
-MZ
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