Thursday, June 16, 2005

Classwomb Insanity

I can't decide whether to laugh or puke on this one. Apparently, a progressive California school district known as "Snuggs Cove" has voted to eliminate graduation because it causes too much anxiety for their students delicate egos.

I sense this may be a joke, but it is written as a serious article in FrontPagemag.com, so I'm not sure.

According to the article, leftist freak school board President, Anna Kossett, has created a school district that is a completely disfunctional PC laughingstock. Kossett claims that having a graduation would create too much anxiety for these fragile students, as was determined by the teachers during, yes, "daily anxiety abatement class".

The classrooms are built to look like nests, and the classrooms are referred to as "classwombs." Students are never expected to leave unless they want to, and their claim to fame is that one of their "graduates" sued a taco chain for having "employees of the month" which discriminates against the other employees who are less productive.

The school also abolished all letter and number grades and now uses various shades of blue instead.

I have never seen anything quite like this report. If it is parody I credit the author, Judith Weizner, with a hilarious piece of work. If it is truthful, I shudder to think what the liberals have done in lunatic California could happen everywhere else if we're not careful.

Check it out and let me know your take.




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