Amnestyville Horror

The Leftist Rights Organization, a.k.a. Amnesty International, announced, to the delight of sane Americans everywhere, that the United States had won their much coveted "Human Rights Condemnation Award" for their excellent work in Guantanamo Bay. Thrilled to hear the wonderful news that this disgraced, Islamo-Nazi loving organization had given them this unofficial stamp of approval, administration officials were reportedly celebrating late into the evening after being notified of the good news.

Said one jubilant high ranking official, "We are just so proud that all of our efforts to prevent terrorism have finally been given this validation. Anytime you can get the rebuke and condemnation of radical socialists and Islamo-terrorists, like those of Amnesty International, you know you must doing something something right. This is something we'd hoped for for since we started holding Moslem terrorist operatives under detention at Gitmo. The Gulag line was particularly rewarding; really gave us a great sense of satisfaction."

Of course, tragically, those millions of people infected with the terrible degenerative mental disease known as "progressivitis" were incapable of grasping the Amnesty condemnation award, and have suffered great delusions of terrorist sympathy as a result of this report. Our thoughts and prayers go out to these unfortunate individuals on this otherwise joyous occasion.


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